‘Cocaine eases my bowels’, says drug accused

COURT TODAY BLOCKWhether cocaine gives him a good bowel movement or not, Stanton Alfred Savoy McClean was told yesterday to desist from using it.

The Lower Black Rock, St Michael man pleaded guilty to having a small amount of cocaine and apparatus fit for use in connection with the substance on November 29.

Sergeant Martin Rock told the District ‘A’ Magistrates Court that McClean’s sister was at home on Sunday and went to use the bathroom.

On reaching there, she smelt a strong odour coming from inside. When she pushed open the door, she saw her brother with a bottle up to his nose and holding a cigarette lighter under the bottle.

Out of concern, the woman called the police and told them of her 52-year-old sibling’s behaviour. Police came and found him with the items.

Accounting for having them, McClean told the officers it was “just a little meth he uses to ease his bowels”. His story remained the same when he addressed Magistrate Kristie Cuffy-Sargeant today.

“It boosts my appetite, it eases my bowels very good and it makes me feel very strong. Everybody system don’t work the same way – you understand what I mean? What work for me might not work for you; that is the truth,” McClean explained.

“You know what the truth is, Mr McClean?” asked the magistrate. “The truth is that it is an illegal substance.”

She then gave McClean, who is unemployed, a four-month suspended sentence for an equivalent time for having the cocaine and reprimanded and discharged him for the apparatus.

22 Responses to ‘Cocaine eases my bowels’, says drug accused

  1. Divine Duchess
    Divine Duchess December 3, 2015 at 9:25 am

    Bruh…

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  2. Peggy Stoute Morin
    Peggy Stoute Morin December 3, 2015 at 9:35 am

    So does Epsom Salts. Way cheaper too.

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  3. Suzanne Nurse
    Suzanne Nurse December 3, 2015 at 10:41 am

    Wdb

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  4. Sisi Kitty Greenidge
    Sisi Kitty Greenidge December 3, 2015 at 11:20 am

    So does milk.

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  5. Nikki Vs Nicksie
    Nikki Vs Nicksie December 3, 2015 at 11:40 am

    Fay Ann….tf is this????

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  6. Fay Ann
    Fay Ann December 3, 2015 at 11:41 am

    lmfaoooo…this made my day:)

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  7. Veroniva Boyce
    Veroniva Boyce December 3, 2015 at 11:54 am

    ‘Cocaine eases my bowels’, says drug accused. Is that so! Well we gine give you a double dose of Epsom salts followed by castor oil and you can spend time behind bars cleansing your colon.

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  8. Veroniva Boyce
    Veroniva Boyce December 3, 2015 at 11:54 am
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  9. Nikki Vs Nicksie
    Nikki Vs Nicksie December 3, 2015 at 12:02 pm

    But wait…if he unemployed how he can afford cocaine???

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  10. The Phanton December 3, 2015 at 12:06 pm

    The men up Dodds would have eased his bowels even better.
    They have some big, hard , two foott bowel plungers up there.

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  11. Sharon Woolley
    Sharon Woolley December 3, 2015 at 12:32 pm

    He will get them eased when the time comes and he bends over in Dodds, because he’s bound to get caught again !

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  12. Ayisha Small
    Ayisha Small December 3, 2015 at 1:20 pm

    Keoni Collymore Aliyah Brianna

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  13. Alex Alleyne December 3, 2015 at 1:30 pm

    In DODDS you will have a “Fluxing” every day after happy hour.

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  14. BOBO THE SAME CLOWN December 3, 2015 at 2:15 pm

    Mr. McClean is a druggie and that is all he is .Anyone that would believe his story is an idiot. I am sure there are some fools out there that might want to try some pure Cocaine to help them with a good bowel movement due to Constipation.
    He deserve an EE for effort and a big L for lying to a judge ,who refused to acknowledge that he was trying to make a fool of her.I am sure he is convinced that he fooled her.

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  15. Vashti Braithwaite
    Vashti Braithwaite December 3, 2015 at 3:55 pm

    The man is an addict who is trying to rationalize his use of cocaine . He needs help.

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  16. Cherylann Bourne-Hayes
    Cherylann Bourne-Hayes December 3, 2015 at 4:32 pm

    Guess he will be constipated if he is locked up.

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  17. Rosalind Eastmond
    Rosalind Eastmond December 3, 2015 at 4:38 pm

    Well …Well .
    Which Dr…..Told You So .

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  18. Maria Leclair
    Maria Leclair December 3, 2015 at 5:56 pm
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  19. Tristan John
    Tristan John December 3, 2015 at 9:45 pm

    Lol wtf I just read

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  20. Peachesnaddy Brown
    Peachesnaddy Brown December 3, 2015 at 11:24 pm

    These comments make me smh

    Reply

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